November 4th, 2004


Yes, very much he is a Tool

I haven't read the onion in a while, but they Kept It Real this week. Current notable headlines:

God Puts His Tool Back Into Office

U.S. Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election

Kerry Takes Frustration Out On Lobster

America Comes Out Agin The Gay Marryin'

Bush Does Victory Lap Around World Trade Center Site

Poll: Youth Totally Meant To Vote In Record Numbers

Despite Republican Victory, Bush Supporter Has Tiny, Tiny Penis

Nader Supporters Blame Electoral Defeat On Bush, Kerry

Also, we're going to be having an unofficial Be Mean To A Bush Supporter Day at work. Mostly to any other clients who make the mistake of cheering on tha GWB during a support call, but also for my fine Republican co-worker here. Don't worry, we're just focusing on making people feel stupid, and I solemnly swear that anything I do to my office buddies won't leave a (permanent) mark. If so, well, he probably just, like, walked into a door, or something.
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